VIP, cause that's what we are...

Well I am going to be at the hospital tomorrow night so I guess I should post another to keep up with all you bloggers...

Now we’ve all been to movie. We all have our favorite tendencies. I like no butter on my popcorn and salt that I have to first pour into my palm and then sprinkle over the 20 gallon container. Why does it have to go into my palm first? I have no idea but I’ve seen people pull out butter spray they smuggled in as contraband so we all have our reasons. When going to certain movies you know you’ll have to be there early enough to find good seats and hopefully not have to sit next to someone who doesn’t share you’re movie tendencies. Admit it; we’re all territorial about our personal space. When the theater is full and you have to sit next to someone you either pretend they don’t exist or you give an evil half closed eye to assert your dominance over the cup holder. I think the Cold War was actually over a movie cup holder. Its real, it happens. Anyway there is a solution. Its called Cineoplis VIP. Imagine buying your movie tickets (which are 9 dollars) and choosing your assigned seats on a touch screen. You show up 1 minute before and go to your seats like your getting on an airplane. No lines. And do you need to go get your snacks before the movie? Heck no. A waiter comes to you and takes your order using his handy wireless place-an-order-and-pay-how-ever-you-want device (that’s the technical name on the box it comes in). Hold on, it’s not over yet… The menu isn’t just popcorn, candy, hot dogs, and drinks. There’s also sushi, French baguettes, crepes, salads, and a full bar if you feel it’s important to get sloshed while you watch Ice Age 3. Now you think if a cup holder can provoke the war of 1812 then what is a plate going to do? No worry, your seat is a fully reclining leather dual love seat. On each side there is a small table sufficiently separating you from other movie goers so you can pretend they don’t exist with a small rotating glass countertop for your food. Now you’re saying to yourself, but you’re in Mexico, the movies in Spanish. Nope. Almost all new releases are in English and subtitled in Spanish. So this is our movie perk. It helps to alleviate the road rage. Here’s some pictures. Oh and people who like nice things and go to VIP are called fresas (strawberries)in spanish. I always thought I was more of a guava or a potato.